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    The Water Department and the Nose

    from Chinatown

    Oscar WinnerBAFTA WinnerGolden Globe

    Written by Robert Towne

    Chinatown

    1 min 45 sec · 2 characters · Male · 45-55 (also 35-45, 55+)

    Private investigator Jake Gittes confronts a city official about water diversion and the suspicious death of Hollis Mulwray.

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    YELBURTON

    Mr. Gittes, sorry to keep you waiting -- these staff meetings, they just go on and on --

    GITTES

    Yeah -- must be especially tough to take over under these circumstances.

    YELBURTON

    Oh yes. Hollis was the best department head the city's ever had. My goodness, what happened to your nose?

    GITTES

    I cut myself shaving.

    YELBURTON

    You ought to be…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

    5 sections
    About This Scene

    This sharp dramatic confrontation from the award-winning film *Chinatown*, written by Robert Towne, captures the essence of classic neo-noir storytelling. Private investigator Jake Gittes pays an unexpected visit to city official Yelburton, who has recently stepped up to lead the department following the suspicious death of his predecessor. What begins as a polite office exchange rapidly devolves into a high-stakes interrogation over concealed water diversion and murder.

    Character Analysis

    Gittes operates as a classic cynical investigator who masks his inner fury behind an easy, dangerous grin. Nursing fresh physical injuries, he refuses to play bureaucratic games and uses direct leverage to destabilize his target. Yelburton represents institutional authority attempting to project cordial professionalism while hiding deep panic. His persona shifts rapidly from patronizing executive charm to defensive stammering as his carefully constructed alibis begin to unravel.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    The dynamic shift of power between the two characters makes this piece ideal for showing off active listening and subtle tactics. Instead of overt melodrama, the scene relies on subtext, measured pacing, and tactical pressure, allowing actors to demonstrate sophisticated camera control. Casting directors get an immediate look at an actor’s ability to handle smart, rhythmic dialogue while sustaining authentic tension throughout a compact interaction.

    Best Suited For

    This duologue is well matched for mature male actors in their forties and fifties seeking material for self-tapes, agent showcases, or scene study practice. It serves performers playing into casting brackets such as seasoned detectives, morally compromised executives, and calculating authority figures. The piece thrives in audition settings that demand intense dramatic weight without explosive physical histrionics.

    Performance Tips

    Focus on the underlying stakes rather than rushing the intellectual banter. For the actor playing the investigator, maintain a relaxed physical posture that contrasts sharply with the lethal clarity of your accusations. If playing the bureaucrat, resist the urge to act immediately guilty; fight vigorously to preserve your composed facade until the threat of public exposure leaves you no other choice. Let the pauses between thoughts carry real calculation as both men search for an advantage.

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