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    Comedy-Drama
    Romance

    The Intangible Assets of a Unicorn

    from Materialists

    Written by Celine Song

    Materialists

    Lucy, a professional matchmaker, tries to talk Harry out of dating her by using market logic, but Harry counters with a proposal of partnership.

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    LUCY

    You can do better than me.

    HARRY

    Can I?

    LUCY

    You know how to do the math, don’t you?

    LUCY

    In my line of work, I meet hundreds of highly-desirable high quality men but you’re what we call in my industry “a unicorn” - an impossible fantasy. Your brother was a unicorn, too. The reason my clients can’t lower their expectations is because, against all…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

    5 sections
    About This Scene

    This contemporary comedy-drama duologue features a high-stakes conversation between Lucy and Harry. Working as a professional matchmaker, Lucy attempts to dissuade Harry from pursuing a relationship by evaluating their pairing through strict market logic and self-deprecating metrics. As she tries to negotiate him out of dating her, Harry resists her transactional framing with calm sincerity, turning the conversation into a tender examination of modern intimacy and perceived worth.

    Character Analysis

    Lucy is an intelligent, articulate professional in her twenties or thirties who hides deep-seated personal insecurities behind the protective armor of industry jargon. Having evaluated romantic value for clients, she brutally turns that analytical lens upon herself to avoid real emotional exposure. Harry, a grounded man in his thirties from an elite background, possesses quiet confidence and charm. Rather than being put off by Lucy’s sharp calculations, he sees through her defenses and values genuine emotional connection over superficial social status.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This duologue is an exceptional choice for self-tapes and industry showcases because it seamlessly marries intellectual comedy with understated vulnerability. The dialogue provides rapid-fire rhythm while demanding deep emotional subtext, allowing both performers to highlight their nuance and screen presence. Casting directors can immediately see how well an actor handles modern naturalism, high-status dialogue, and the complex tension between intellect and authentic emotion.

    Best Suited For

    This piece is perfectly tailored for actors aged twenty-five to thirty-five auditioning for sophisticated leading lady or leading man roles. It serves as an excellent vehicle for young professional character types who require both emotional depth and polished verbal dexterity. Beyond auditions, the scene offers rich material for scene study classes, camera practice, and showcase reels that demand grounded, two-person chemistry.

    Performance Tips

    Avoid playing the commercial language as an intellectual game, making sure Lucy's clinical detachment feels like a vital survival mechanism. The humor works best when the characters treat the conversation with utmost seriousness and personal stakes. Harry should focus on active listening and patience, ensuring his counterarguments feel anchored in real affection rather than casual amusement.

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