ROBIN
I’m still new, so they never let me cover the big stories. I always get the stupid fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know, the monkey who can play the ukulele.

Ted attempts to charm Robin at a bar despite her protective friends, leading to an unconventional first date proposal.
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ROBIN
I’m still new, so they never let me cover the big stories. I always get the stupid fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know, the monkey who can play the ukulele.
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