HARTMAN
Did your parents have any children that lived?
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?
PYLE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
from Full Metal Jacket
Written by Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr, Gustav Hasford

A drill sergeant aggressively interrogates and humiliates a new recruit, Private Pyle, in an attempt to break him down and assert dominance. The scene culminates in the sergeant physically choking Pyle to force him to stop smiling.
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HARTMAN
Did your parents have any children that lived?
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?
PYLE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
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