LINGUINI
Don’t look at me like that! You aren’t the only one who’s trapped. They expect me to cook it again!
LINGUINI
I’m not ambitious, I wasn’t trying to cook, I was just trying to stay out of trouble. You’re the one who was getting fancy with the spices! What’d you throw in there? Oregano?
LINGUINI
No? What, rosemary?
LINGUINI
That’s a spice, isn’t…

