Film
duologue
Comedy
2 Characters

The Rules of Crashing

from The Wedding Crashers

Written by Steve Faber, Bob Fiber

The Wedding Crashers

Jeremy tries to convince a burnt-out John to crash one final high-stakes wedding hosted by the Secretary of the Treasury. The two argue over the 'rules' of crashing and their legacy, highlighting the tension between their aging lifestyle and their commitment to the craft.

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JEREMY: John, I am holding the Kentucky Derby of wedding announcements!

JOHN: I thought we were done for a while?

JEREMY: This is different. This is the Secretary of the fucking Treasury!!

JOHN: Cleary?

JEREMY: Yes, Cleary's daughter! Out on the Cape!

JOHN: [unenthusiastic] Mm-hmm.

JEREMY: What's wr

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CharactersJohn, Jeremy
Duration00:03:00
Age Range30s
GenderMale & Male
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceThe Wedding Crashers
ToneHumorous, Energetic, Playful
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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