VIRGINIA
Happy, I'd like to talk to you about your actions on the course today. You see, golf is a civilized sport with very refined rules.
HAPPY
Rules? What Rules?
VIRGINIA
Like no swearing, for instance. Or throwing clubs.
HAPPY
That's in the rules?
VIRGINIA
Well, they're sort of unwritten rules. Doug Bearwood, the head of the PGA. He's the guy you just…