PHILIP
That’s not me.
PHILIP
PHILIP (CONT’D): That's me. Had the bar job by now.
THE GUIDE
So who's ‘Beetlejuice’ here -
PHILIP
Just some... dickbag trying his luck -
THE GUIDE
Even though her boyfriend's six feet away dressed like a maniac -

Philip is forced to confront the reality of his past relationship while reviewing digital memories with The Guide. As they analyze a specific photograph, Philip's defensive narrative about his girlfriend's infidelity begins to crumble under objective scrutiny.
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PHILIP
That’s not me.
PHILIP
PHILIP (CONT’D): That's me. Had the bar job by now.
THE GUIDE
So who's ‘Beetlejuice’ here -
PHILIP
Just some... dickbag trying his luck -
THE GUIDE
Even though her boyfriend's six feet away dressed like a maniac -
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