ALVY
What's- It's me, open up.
ANNIE
Oh.
ALVY
Are you okay? What's the matter? Are you all right? What-
ANNIE
There's a spider in the bathroom.
ALVY
What?
from Annie Hall
Written by Woody Allen & Marshall Brickman

Alvy is summoned to Annie's apartment at three in the morning to deal with a spider in her bathroom. What begins as a neurotic argument over her lifestyle choices and his jealousy quickly shifts into a vulnerable moment where they confront their lingering feelings for one another.
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ALVY
What's- It's me, open up.
ANNIE
Oh.
ALVY
Are you okay? What's the matter? Are you all right? What-
ANNIE
There's a spider in the bathroom.
ALVY
What?
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