MELVIN
I'm hungry. You've upset my whole day. I haven't eaten.
CAROL
What are you doing here?
MELVIN
This is not a sexist thing. If you were a waiter I would still be here saying...
CAROL
Are you totally gone? This is my private home...
MELVIN
I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong…

