Mike attempts to convince his seventy-five-year-old friend Herb to experience a night of debauchery at a local club. After a crude motivational speech about living life to the fullest, Mike provides Herb with an experimental enhancement pill to ensure the night is a success.
HERB: What is this place?
MIKE: Don’t worry about that. Just let me do the talking.
HERB: Is this a whorehouse?
MIKE: Whorehouses disappeared in the fifties, Herb. Christ. This is a club. A nice club. Where you pay girls to have sex with you.
HERB: I’m not going in.
MIKE: Herb, there’s only one point that matters here. And that’s the point at the end of your dick. You’re seventy-five years old, man. Seventy. Five. Years.
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Audition for "The Whorehouse Confession" from Winter's Discontent. This crude, darkly humorous duologue features a desperate, persuasive scene between Mike and his friend Herb. Perfect for actors seeking contemporary comedy audition scenes.
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