BoJack Horseman Monologues & Audition Scenes

Characters: BoJack

BoJack delivers a lengthy, cynical eulogy for his mother, beginning with a story about a mundane interaction at a Jack in the Box. He explores the social obligation to be 'awesome' and the strange grief of receiving a free churro for his loss.

Characters: Beatrice, Butterscotch

At her own debutante ball, Beatrice meets Butterscotch, a cynical party crasher who claims to be an aspiring novelist. They trade sharp-witted insults and bond over their shared disdain for high society and their complicated family histories.

Characters: BoJack Horseman

BoJack delivers a lengthy, cynical eulogy at his mother's funeral, beginning with a story about a mundane interaction at a Jack in the Box. He reflects on the performative nature of grief and the absurdity of receiving a free churro as compensation for his mother's death.

Characters: Henrietta, Beatrice

Beatrice confronts Henrietta, the young maid pregnant with her husband's child, about the reality of her future. Beatrice offers to pay for Henrietta's nursing school tuition on the condition that she gives the baby up for adoption, desperately pleading with her not to repeat the same mistakes Beatrice made.

Characters: Beatrice, Bojack

Beatrice visits her son BoJack to drop off a family heirloom, leading to a bitter exchange about marriage and BoJack's failed career. The scene highlights their toxic dynamic as Beatrice blames BoJack for her life's disappointments while he responds with defensive sarcasm.

Characters: BoJack, Diane

After a chaotic night, BoJack and Diane sit on a roof where Diane challenges BoJack's guarded nature. BoJack finally begins to open up about his traumatic childhood and his parents' resentment.

Characters: Beatrice, Bojack

BoJack comforts his dying, dementia-stricken mother by describing a peaceful, fictional memory of their family home in Michigan.

Characters: BoJack, Neal, Todd, Diane, Pam

BoJack gets into a petty and escalating argument with a Navy SEAL over a box of muffins in a grocery store produce aisle. The scene highlights BoJack's entitlement and social friction before transitioning back to his home life.