NEAL
Hey, excuse me--
BOJACK
Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin’ Around.
NEAL
Yeah, okay, I don’t care. Those are my muffins.
BOJACK
What do you mean they’re your muffins?
NEAL
I mean, can I have them? They’re mine.

BoJack gets into a petty and escalating argument with a Navy SEAL over a box of muffins in a grocery store produce aisle. The scene highlights BoJack's entitlement and social friction before transitioning back to his home life.
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NEAL
Hey, excuse me--
BOJACK
Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin’ Around.
NEAL
Yeah, okay, I don’t care. Those are my muffins.
BOJACK
What do you mean they’re your muffins?
NEAL
I mean, can I have them? They’re mine.
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