Eastbound Down Monologues & Audition Scenes
2 audition scenes from Eastbound Down. Available as duologues — ready to download for self-tapes, drama school auditions, and practice.
Written by Jody Hill, Danny McBride and Ben Best
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Tits vs. Ass Philosophy
Characters: Kenny, Sebastian
Kenny Powers attempts to brag about his pitching performance and his new romantic conquest to Sebastian. The conversation devolves into a crude, pseudo-philosophical debate regarding their preferences for female anatomy.
The Yacht Party Invitation
Characters: Kenny, Vida
Kenny Powers attempts to maintain his bravado while asking Vida out on a date under the guise of a high-profile yacht party. He expresses his disdain for soccer and Mexican culture while trying to convince her of his celebrity status.
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About Eastbound Down Audition Scenes
Looking for audition scenes from Eastbound Down? Our collection includes 2 carefully curated duologue, each formatted and ready for immediate use in auditions, self-tapes, and drama school applications.
Written by Jody Hill, Danny McBride and Ben Best, these scenes capture the essence of the production and provide rich material for actors at every level.
Every scene includes character breakdowns, context notes, and director's notes to help you prepare. All scenes are available as downloadable PDFs with Pro membership.
How to use Eastbound Down scenes for auditions
Choose a scene that matches the tone and casting type of your audition. Use the character breakdowns to understand the emotional arc, then download the PDF to rehearse. Our scenes work perfectly for self-tapes, in-person auditions, drama school applications, and acting class exercises.
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