Sardines Monologues & Audition Scenes
2 audition scenes from Sardines. Available as groups — ready to download for self-tapes, drama school auditions, and practice.
Written by Steve Pemberton & Reece Shearsmith
The Awkward Introduction
Characters: Stu, Carl, Ian, Rebecca
A group of guests are crammed into a wardrobe during a game of sardines at an engagement party. Tensions rise as Stuart's abrasive wit clashes with Carl's patience and Ian's social awkwardness, revealing the fractured dynamics of the group.
The Mark and Elizabeth Charade
Characters: Mark, Elizabeth, Rebecca, Rachel, Ian, Geraldine
While hiding in a wardrobe during a game of sardines, a group of guests is forced to overhear a cynical and sexually charged private conversation between their snobbish hosts. The tension rises as the hiders realize they have waited too long to reveal themselves, leading to an increasingly awkward and claustrophobic predicament.
About Sardines Audition Scenes
Looking for audition scenes from Sardines? Our collection includes 2 carefully curated group, each formatted and ready for immediate use in auditions, self-tapes, and drama school applications.
Written by Steve Pemberton & Reece Shearsmith, these scenes capture the essence of the production and provide rich material for actors at every level.
Every scene includes character breakdowns, context notes, and director's notes to help you prepare. All scenes are available as downloadable PDFs with Pro membership.
How to use Sardines scenes for auditions
Choose a scene that matches the tone and casting type of your audition. Use the character breakdowns to understand the emotional arc, then download the PDF to rehearse. Our scenes work perfectly for self-tapes, in-person auditions, drama school applications, and acting class exercises.
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