Glenn Ficarra

Willie writes a final, crude, yet oddly touching letter to 'The Kid' while recovering in the hospital. He explains his legal situation, the fate of his former partners, and his plans to visit the boy and his new guardian in the future.

A nervous department store manager, Bob Chipeska, consults with a cynical security chief, Gin Slagel, about his desire to fire the store's Santa. Chipeska recounts various instances of inappropriate behavior, including vulgar language and a sexual encounter in a dressing room, while Gin looks for a loophole to terminate the contract.

A hungover Willie is confronted by the lonely Thurman Merman, who seeks validation for his school grades. The scene shifts from dark comedic disbelief over the boy's name to a raw, profanity-laced moment of honesty where Willie struggles with his inability to provide the emotional connection the child craves.

While in the middle of a sexual encounter, Willie is interrupted by the Kid, who presents him with a handmade Christmas gift. The unexpected gesture of genuine affection and the sight of the blood-stained 'wooden pickle' causes the cynical, alcoholic Willie to have an emotional breakdown. The scene juxtaposes crude situational comedy with a moment of surprising vulnerability.