
Willie writes a final, crude, yet oddly touching letter to 'The Kid' while recovering in the hospital. He explains his legal situation, the fate of his former partners, and his plans to visit the boy and his new guardian in the future.
WILLIE: Dear kid. I hope that you got my present and that there wasn't too much blood on it, although there was blood on the present you gave me which didn't keep me from enjoying it, so maybe the blood doesn't matter so much I guess. Anyway, just in case they took it as evidence I am also sending y
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