Kevin Smith

Bartleby explains his vengeful plan to end existence, fueled by millennia of resentment over God's perceived abandonment and favoritism toward humanity.

Dante and Randal discuss the sudden death of an old flame and the logistics of attending her wake while managing their retail jobs. The conversation quickly devolves from genuine shock into a competitive, crude debate about social obligations and a bizarre family anecdote.

Two fallen angels debate the historical origins of love and how romantic ideals have ruined the practical nature of marriage.

Alyssa rejects Holden's proposal for a three-way, explaining how it would destroy their relationship and her self-respect before ending things.

Alyssa fiercely defends her sexual history and personal growth, confronting her partner's hypocrisy and judgment regarding her past experiences.

Bartleby expresses his deep resentment toward God for granting humans free will while condemning angels to a life of mandatory servitude.