KHLESTAKOV
Here! What, been warming the bed again!
OSIP
Why should I have been warming the bed? Have I never seen a bed before?
KHLESTAKOV
You're lying. The bed's all tumbled up.
OSIP
What do I want a bed for? Don't I know what a bed is like? I have legs and can use them to stand on. I don't need your bed.
KHLESTAKOV
Go see if there isn't some tobacco…
