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    Advice to My Younger Self

    from My Old Ass

    Written by Megan Park

    My Old Ass

    An older version of Elliott leaves a heartfelt voice message for her younger self, encouraging her to embrace love and live in the present moment.

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    MY OLD ASS

    But, what I’m trying to say is, you’re right. You shouldn’t live your life for me, or for the future or get stuck in the past. Because that is not living.

    MY OLD ASS

    I’m so happy you fell in love with Chad. Because...

    MY OLD ASS

    Loving Chad is a gift. And being loved by him is the best fucking thing in the world.

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

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    About This Scene

    "Advice to My Younger Self" is a poignant and humorous voice message from an older Elliott to her younger self, featured in the film *My Old Ass*. This monologue encapsulates wisdom gained from life, urging her past self to embrace love, live authentically, and appreciate the present. Its tone blends emotional sincerity with lightheartedness, making it a compelling piece for actors exploring reflection, self-acceptance, and nostalgia. This contemporary comedy-drama monologue offers a unique opportunity to embody a character looking back with both regret and profound affection.

    Character Analysis

    The character, "My Old Ass," represents the future Elliott, reflecting on her past with affection, humor, and deep understanding. She has navigated life's complexities, emerging with a clear perspective on what truly matters. Despite her implied age, her voice is full of vibrant emotion and raw honesty, cutting through pretense. She embodies a "Vulnerable" yet "Charming" essence, offering advice that is both deeply personal and universally resonant, showcasing a character who is loving, slightly irreverent, and ultimately wise.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This monologue is exceptional for auditions as it allows actors to display a wide emotional range quickly. Its "emotional" tone combined with "Comedy-Drama" elements provides opportunities for nuanced performance, shifting between heartfelt sincerity and humorous self-deprecation. As a voiceover, it lets actors practice conveying significant meaning and character arc solely through vocal performance and subtle emotional shifts, a vital skill. This internal, reflective piece enables actors to connect deeply with the material and show genuine vulnerability, ideal for self-tapes where direct eye contact with a partner isn't needed.

    Best Suited For

    This monologue is particularly well-suited for female actors aged 25-35, aligning with the character's journey of reflection and growth. It's perfect for those aiming for "Leading Lady" or "Everyman" casting types, showcasing relatability and depth. Actors adept at portraying characters who are reflective, a little quirky, and genuinely warm will find this piece resonant. It's an excellent choice for agent showcases or general practice, allowing actors to demonstrate their ability to handle both comedic timing and profound emotional beats without requiring a scene partner.

    Performance Tips

    When performing this monologue, focus on the genuine affection and slight frustration the older self feels towards her younger counterpart. Allow the emotional core to build naturally, especially around the discussion of love and Chad, letting the "throat lump" and tears feel earned. Lean into the humor in lines like "naive, dumb, pore-less" or the retainer/moisturizer kicker; these moments offer crucial relief and character insight. Remember this is a private message, so the delivery should feel intimate and conversational, as if truly speaking to oneself. Embrace the reflective nature and let the character's wisdom and love shine through.

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