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Andy's Egg Salad Obsession

from The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Written by Judd Apatow, Steve Carell

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Andy describes his weekend to his coworkers, revealing a painstakingly detailed and solitary process of preparing an egg salad sandwich. The story serves as a humorous but poignant illustration of his social isolation and his tendency to overthink simple tasks.

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ANDY: Well, I just kind of hung out. On Friday when I got home, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich, and I was just obsessing about it. So Saturday I went out and got like a dozen eggs and boiled them all. I spent probably three hours making the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and all the ac

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CharactersAndy
Duration1 min
Age Range35-45
GenderMale
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatmonologue
SourceThe 40-Year-Old Virgin
Tonequirky
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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