Andy describes his weekend to his coworkers, revealing a painstakingly detailed and solitary process of preparing an egg salad sandwich. The story serves as a humorous but poignant illustration of his social isolation and his tendency to overthink simple tasks.
ANDY: Well, I just kind of hung out. On Friday when I got home, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich, and I was just obsessing about it. So Saturday I went out and got like a dozen eggs and boiled them all. I spent probably three hours making the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and all the ac
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