LIZ
Why is there hair everywhere? Did you shave in the kitchen?
DENNIS
The water in here is better.
DENNIS
Snowboarding is baloney! I coulda been a snowboarder. It's just skateboarding on snow.
LIZ
You can't skateboard.
DENNIS
Look at this ski-jumping idiot, Bodie Miller. What kind of fruity name is Bodie?

