LIZ
So you wanted to see me?
JACK
Lemon, wonderful, I’m introducing Jack Welch at a dinner at the Waldorf. What’s a little opening quip I could make?
LIZ
This is why you called me up here? O-kay. “Good evening. It’s great to be here at the beautiful Waldorf Astoria. I haven't seen this many white people in tuxedos since the Titanic.”

