YOSSARIAN
You gotta help me, Doc. Let’s forget about the liver. You can ground me if I’m crazy, right?
DOC DANEEKA
Oh, sure. I have to. I have to ground anyone who’s crazy.
YOSSARIAN
Then ground me. I’m crazy!
DOC DANEEKA
You’re not crazy.
YOSSARIAN
But I am. Ask anyone. They’ll tell you how crazy I am.

