DAN
Strangest case I ever handled? Well, the truth is I never actually handled it, but the strangest case I ever came near was when my parents decided to get divorced and my mother asked me to represent her.
ALEX
You're kidding.
DAN
That's what I said to her. "Whaddaya mean," she told me, "you know what a bum the guy is, you've been an eyewitness to this… AL…