Einhorn is Finkle!
from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Written by Jack Bernstein, Tom Shadyac, Jim Carrey

Ace Ventura experiences a frantic, sleep-deprived breakthrough while trying to connect the disgraced kicker Ray Finkle to Lt. Lois Einhorn. After a night of mental exhaustion, a visual fluke involving his dog's ears reveals the shocking truth that Einhorn is actually Finkle in disguise.
ACE: Wiggles, rewind.
ACE: What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? Come on, think!
ACE: Finkle and Einhorn. In it together. How? Why?
ACE: Alright! Here we go! Answer's right there! Just gotta get some blood to the brain! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn
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