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    Family Secrets and the Station Wagon

    from Is This Thing on?

    Written by Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, Mark Chappell

    Is This Thing on?

    Alex recounts a hypocritical childhood memory where his parents reacted with outrage after he opened up to a therapist they hired for him.

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    ALEX

    So a couple of months into it, they bring my folks in for, like, a parent’s day. They kind of kept them up on our progress, you know, I’m a teenager at this point. And uh, so they come in, and Pete says, “Alex has been great, he’s opened up, and this is what’s going on, and this is how he feels about this and this dynamic that’s going on at home...”…

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    About This Scene

    This contemporary comedy-drama monologue from the film Is This Thing on?, written by Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, and Mark Chappell, captures a bittersweet moment of public confession. Alex recounts a formative childhood memory involving a family therapy session and the hypocritical outrage of his parents on the drive home. The piece effortlessly blends stage storytelling with raw personal vulnerability, exposing the absurdity of unresolved family dynamics and the confusion of growing up in an emotionally repressive household.

    Character Analysis

    Alex is a man in his forties who embodies the Everyman, Outsider, and Comedic archetypes while carrying a distinctly intense emotional core. He relies on sharp wit, vivid sensory detail, and bold analogies to process past domestic contradictions and childhood trauma. Beneath his entertaining and crowd-pleasing exterior lies an individual who is still actively untangling the hypocrisy of the adults who raised him.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    Clocking in at roughly two minutes, this selection provides an exceptional showcase for an actor's narrative control, conversational rhythm, and emotional flexibility. It allows you to demonstrate impeccable comedic timing while keeping the underlying psychological stakes completely authentic. Casting directors can easily assess your ability to transition between casual storytelling, parent characterizations, and intense, exasperated realization without losing focus.

    Best Suited For

    Actors aged 35 to 45 will find this material particularly effective for Everyman, Vulnerable, or Comedic casting types. It serves as an outstanding choice for self-tape submissions, agent showcases, drama school auditions, and general practice. Performers seeking contemporary material that balances sharp comedic delivery with genuine human pathos will find this piece uniquely rewarding.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the urge to play this purely for punchlines, and instead ground every comedic escalation in the genuine frustration of the memory. Let the audience see the clear picture of the car ride, using physical specificity to bring both parents alive in the retelling. Trust the natural humor of the writing, allowing brief micro-beats of reflection before launching into your final exasperated analogies to keep the performance grounded.

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