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    Family Secrets and the Station Wagon

    from Is This Thing On?

    Written by Bradley Cooper & Will Arnett & Mark Chappell

    Is This Thing On?

    2 min · 1 character · Male · 35-45 (also 45-55)

    Alex recounts a hypocritical childhood memory where his parents reacted with outrage after he opened up to a therapist they hired for him.

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    ALEX

    So a couple of months into it, they bring my folks in for, like, a parent’s day. They kind of kept them up on our progress, you know, I’m a teenager at this point. And uh, so they come in, and Pete says, “Alex has been great, he’s opened up, and this is what’s going on, and this is how he feels about this and this dynamic that’s going on at home...”…

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    About This Scene

    Drawn from the contemporary comedy-drama film *Is This Thing On?*, penned by Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, and Mark Chappell, this two-minute monologue captures a poignant blend of humor and familial dysfunction. Alex speaks directly to an audience, recounting a vivid and infuriating memory from his teenage years regarding a therapy arrangement orchestrated by his parents. The narrative centers on the bewildering hypocrisy of his mother and father, who paid a professional to encourage him to open up, only to turn on him with outrage during the car ride home for revealing private household dynamics.

    Character Analysis

    Alex is a man in his forties who navigates the world through a compelling mixture of keen observation and defensive humor. Fitting the Everyman archetype with strong notes of the vulnerable outsider, he uses comedic storytelling to examine long-standing childhood wounds. Beneath his engaging public persona lies an intense undercurrent of frustration regarding the contradictory emotional demands his parents placed upon him during his formative years.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This piece provides actors with an exceptional vehicle to showcase precise comedic timing paired with authentic dramatic stakes. Because it functions as a direct narrative address, it allows you to command the room and captivate auditors without relying on energy from an off-camera reader. Casting panels can quickly evaluate your narrative pacing, your ability to handle shifts in tone, and how effectively you balance lighthearted storytelling with genuine, underlying resentment.

    Best Suited For

    This monologue is ideally matched for male actors in the 35 to 45 age range targeting relatable everyman, comedic, or intense outsider casting types. It serves as an effective selection for agent showcases, self-tape auditions, drama school auditions, and general camera practice that requires strong contemporary writing.

    Performance Tips

    Resist the temptation to perform this solely as a stand-up comedy set aimed at securing quick laughs. Ground your delivery in the genuine bewilderment and isolation Alex felt as a vulnerable teenager trapped in the backseat of that station wagon. Take time to see the environment clearly in your mind, contrasting the relaxed cadence of the setup with the rising absurdity of the situation so the final beats land with clarity and truth.

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