Gaz confides in Jonny about a medical concern he discovered, leading to a tense conversation about health and mortality. Jonny attempts to offer supportive, mature advice about testicular cancer, only for Gaz to reveal the unexpected and crude location of his ailment.
JONNY: Are you going to tell me what's going on in that toilet or what?
GAZ: Jonny. I'm going to have to tell someone.
JONNY: Well go on then, Jesus.
GAZ: I'm composing myself.
JONNY: Well I was getting bored.
GAZ: The other day... the other day, I er, I was. I was just.... I..... I found a lump.
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