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Gaz's Piles Confession

from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Written by Susan Nickson

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Gaz confides in Jonny about a medical concern he discovered, leading to a tense conversation about health and mortality. Jonny attempts to offer supportive, mature advice about testicular cancer, only for Gaz to reveal the unexpected and crude location of his ailment.

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JONNY: Are you going to tell me what's going on in that toilet or what?

GAZ: Jonny. I'm going to have to tell someone.

JONNY: Well go on then, Jesus.

GAZ: I'm composing myself.

JONNY: Well I was getting bored.

GAZ: The other day... the other day, I er, I was. I was just.... I..... I found a lump.

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CharactersJonny, Gaz
Duration00:02:30
Age Range20s-30s
GenderMale
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceTwo Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
ToneAnxious & Humorous
AccentNorthern English
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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