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Louise's Plant Confession

from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Written by Susan Nickson

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

David reveals that his request for Louise to care for a plant was actually a psychological 'trust exercise' designed to test her honesty. Louise, unimpressed by his pretension, admits she only told the truth because she didn't care about the plant and prefers her own immaturity.

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DAVID: So?

LOUISE: So what David?

DAVID: So, where's the green thing?

LOUISE: I killed it. Dead dead dead dead. I'm a murderer.

DAVID: Well done! You did it Louise.

LOUISE: What? I killed your plant.

DAVID: No no no. I killed it. I cut its roots off, this was just a trust exercise.

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CharactersDavid, Louise
Duration00:01:30
Age Range20s-30s
GenderFemale
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceTwo Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
ToneDefiant & Mischievous
AccentBritish
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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