MICHAEL
So do you want the bad news or the bad news?... It’s me... Not only do I have a low sperm count; the fellas I am firing can’t swim. Sorry.
DIANA
Do you want to hear the good news? I don’t care.
MICHAEL
Babe, you should care.
DIANA
There are other ways of us getting pregnant.
MICHAEL
...No. No, you can’t do that, you don’t need to do that...…

