CARLEY
Supper’s ready! Come on everyone! Supper!!
RICKY
Dear Lord baby Jesus or as our brothers to the south call you, Hey-zues. We thank you for this bountiful harvest of fried foods and Pepsi. And I’d also like to thank you for my family; my two beautiful sons, Hank and Williams Jr. And of course my red hot wife, who if you were to rate here ass on a…