MAYA
What do you want?
SCHMIDT
I have to tell you something.
MAYA
That you’re a cop?
SCHMIDT
I fucked things up so badly they’re pulling me out school.
SCHMIDT
And I’m getting demoted. But that’s not what I wanted to tell you.

Schmidt visits Maya to confess his true identity and personal insecurities after his undercover mission falls apart. He reveals his actual age and the fact that he was a virgin, seeking forgiveness and a sense of maturity, while Maya grapples with the absurdity of his lies.
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MAYA
What do you want?
SCHMIDT
I have to tell you something.
MAYA
That you’re a cop?
SCHMIDT
I fucked things up so badly they’re pulling me out school.
SCHMIDT
And I’m getting demoted. But that’s not what I wanted to tell you.
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