Schmidt's Virgin Confession
from 22 Jump Street
Written by Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, Rodney Rothman
Schmidt visits Maya to confess his true identity and personal insecurities after his undercover mission falls apart. He reveals his actual age and the fact that he was a virgin, seeking forgiveness and a sense of maturity, while Maya grapples with the absurdity of his lies.
MAYA: What do you want?
SCHMIDT: I have to tell you something.
MAYA: That you’re a cop?
SCHMIDT: I fucked things up so badly they’re pulling me out school.
SCHMIDT: And I’m getting demoted. But that’s not what I wanted to tell you.
MAYA: That night, when you pretended we had sex? I wasn’t upset that
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