JENKO
Shhh...
SCHMIDT
If we go too slow we’ll lose him.
JENKO
I know what I’m doing.
SCHMIDT
Who’s he talking to?
JENKO
Stay back.
Schmidt knocks over a rack, making a huge racket

Undercover officers Schmidt and Jenko attempt to track a suspect through a dark library, only to lose him due to their own incompetence. They discover an abandoned package they believe contains a new synthetic drug, leading to a ridiculous debate over whether or not they should taste a rubber dildo to confirm their suspicions.
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JENKO
Shhh...
SCHMIDT
If we go too slow we’ll lose him.
JENKO
I know what I’m doing.
SCHMIDT
Who’s he talking to?
JENKO
Stay back.
Schmidt knocks over a rack, making a huge racket
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