Undercover officers Schmidt and Jenko attempt to track a suspect through a dark library, only to lose him due to their own incompetence. They discover an abandoned package they believe contains a new synthetic drug, leading to a ridiculous debate over whether or not they should taste a rubber dildo to confirm their suspicions.
JENKO: Shhh...
SCHMIDT: If we go too slow we’ll lose him.
JENKO: I know what I’m doing.
SCHMIDT: Who’s he talking to?
JENKO: Stay back. [Schmidt knocks over a rack, making a huge racket]
SCHMIDT: What the fuck?
JENKO: It’s a dildo.
SCHMIDT: I see it’s a dildo, I just don’t know why it’s a dildo.
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