MASCARILLE
So, you’d gone out! I’ve looked for you everywhere.
Well, now! Success at last! I do declare
That I’ve no equal as a scheming knave.
Give me the money, and I’ll go buy our slave.
LÉLIE: Ah, my dear fellow, I fear we’re out of luck.

Lélie confesses to his servant Mascarille that he has accidentally ruined their latest scheme by returning a purse of money to its owner. Mascarille, exhausted by his master's constant incompetence, humorously refuses to help any further, even as Lélie melodramatically threatens to take his own life.
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MASCARILLE
So, you’d gone out! I’ve looked for you everywhere.
Well, now! Success at last! I do declare
That I’ve no equal as a scheming knave.
Give me the money, and I’ll go buy our slave.
LÉLIE: Ah, my dear fellow, I fear we’re out of luck.
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