SHELDRAKE
The kids are home from school -- my in-laws are visiting for the holidays -- I can't bring it up now. This isn't like you, Fran -- you were always such a good sport -- such fun to be with --
FRAN
Yeah -- that's me. The Happy Idiot -- a million laughs.
SHELDRAKE
Well, that's more like it. At least you're speaking to me.
FRAN
Funny thing happened…