The Apartment Monologues & Audition Scenes

Characters: Fran, Sheldrake, Waiter

Fran meets her former lover and boss, Jeff Sheldrake, at a restaurant after six weeks apart. She attempts to maintain a cynical, guarded exterior regarding their failed affair, while he tries to convince her that he is finally serious about leaving his wife for her.

Characters: Sheldrake, Fran

On Christmas Eve, Fran confronts her married lover, Sheldrake, about his long history of office affairs. The emotional tension peaks when Sheldrake attempts to end their brief meeting by handing her a hundred-dollar bill as a gift before rushing home to his family.

Characters: Bud, Dr. Dreyfuss

Dr. Dreyfuss confronts his neighbor Bud about his perceived hard-partying lifestyle and constant stream of visitors. Bud awkwardly attempts to deflect the doctor's medical concerns and jokes about his stamina, hiding the fact that he is actually lending his apartment to his superiors.

Characters: Bud, Fran

Bud and Fran share a flirtatious and witty exchange in a crowded elevator about Bud's cold and Fran's new haircut. The scene highlights their easy chemistry while subtly touching on the workplace dynamics and harassment Fran faces from other executives.

Characters: KIRKEBY, SYLVIA

A man, Mr. Kirkeby, tries to rush his mistress, Sylvia, out of an apartment they've borrowed for their rendezvous. Sylvia, however, is in no hurry and wants another drink, leading to a tense exchange about their arrangement and the apartment's owner.

Characters: Kirkeby, Sylvia

A married executive tries to usher his mistress out of a borrowed apartment as quickly as possible while she playfully teases him about his infidelity. The scene highlights the transactional and cynical nature of their affair against the backdrop of corporate office politics.

Characters: BUD, DOBISCH

Bud Baxter calls his boss, Dobisch, to complain about a mix-up with his apartment key, which Dobisch borrowed. Dobisch, preoccupied with his own affairs, casually admits to the mistake while dangling a potential promotion for Bud.

Characters: BUD, FRAN

In a crowded elevator, Bud and Fran engage in a lighthearted, flirtatious conversation about colds and hair. The scene takes a slightly darker turn when a male colleague inappropriately touches Fran, revealing her resilience and quick wit.

Characters: DR. DREYFUSS, BUD

Bud, carrying a wastebasket full of empty bottles, encounters his neighbor, Dr. Dreyfuss, on the landing. Dr. Dreyfuss, aware of Bud's apartment being used for illicit affairs, subtly confronts him about the noise and the constant stream of women, leading to an uncomfortable exchange.

Characters: Bud, Kirkeby

Bud, a low-level office worker, confronts his superior, Mr. Kirkeby, about overstaying his welcome in the apartment Bud lends out for trysts. Kirkeby manipulates Bud by dangling a potential promotion at the firm to ensure continued access to the flat.