KIRKEBY
Come on -- come on, Sylvia!
SYLVIA
Some setup you got here. A real, honest-to-goodness love nest.
KIRKEBY
Sssssh.
SYLVIA
You're one button off, Mr. Kirkeby.
SYLVIA
You got to watch those things. Wives are getting smarter all the time. Take Mr. Bernheim -- in the Claims Department -- came home one night with lipstick on his shirt -- told his wife he…