PRINCIPAL
Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I'm the principal. These are some of our teachers.
INSPECTOR
Good. Therefore-- How many years have you taught in this school district?

A school principal introduces an inspector to her staff, expecting a serious discussion about racial superiority. However, the inspector, who is actually Guido in disguise, comically subverts the expectations by delivering a nonsensical and absurd 'demonstration' of racial purity, much to the confusion of the principal and the amusement of the children.
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PRINCIPAL
Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I'm the principal. These are some of our teachers.
INSPECTOR
Good. Therefore-- How many years have you taught in this school district?
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