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The Pee and Vomit Handshake

from Abbott Elementary

Written by Quinta Brunson

Abbott Elementary

Janine and Gregory have a chaotic first meeting in the school hallway outside the bathroom. While Janine is dealing with a sick student, Gregory is struggling with a plumbing mishap and a student's bathroom accident, leading to a messy but humorous introduction.

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JANINE: Ah!! Random man! Child pants!

GREGORY: What? Oh, no-

JANINE: Security!

GREGORY: No! I’m Gregory! Look, I’m a sub for Ms. Schwartz!

JANINE: Oh! Okay... That’s still not explaining the pants! Security!

GREGORY: Stop! Look, one of my kids had to go to the bathroom, so I brought him. But then he

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CharactersJanine, Gregory
Duration00:01:30
Age Range20s-30s
GenderFemale & Male
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceAbbott Elementary
ToneHumorous, chaotic, awkward, endearing
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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