LEONARD
So, Sheldon, how ya doing?
SHELDON
That's how you start a psychotherapy session? "How am I doing?" I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious. Instead I get the same question I hear from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's.
LEONARD
I'm sorry. I'll start again.
SHELDON
Would it be helpful to you if I told you…

