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    The Swimming Pool Confrontation

    from Outnumbered

    Written by Andy Hamilton, Guy Jenkin

    Outnumbered

    A father gets into an increasingly absurd and public argument with another parent at a swimming gala after being baselessly accused of suspicious behavior. The situation escalates into a shouting match involving Jimmy Savile and social commentary, much to the embarrassment of his daughter who is watching from the pool.

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    DAD

    Do you know what? I really resent the suggestion that I might be some kind of paedophile.

    POLL

    Well you could be a paedophile (etc)

    SUPERVISOR

    Gentlemen, perhaps we could move this discussion into my office (etc)

    POLL

    Listen, mate, to be a paedophile you don’t have to look like a paedophile.

    DAD

    I’ve been CRB checked, I’m –

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

    5 sections
    About This Scene

    This contemporary group scene, titled "The Swimming Pool Confrontation" from *Outnumbered*, throws Dad into an absurd public argument at a swimming gala. What starts as a baseless accusation of suspicious behavior quickly becomes a farcical shouting match involving historical figures and social commentary. The escalating chaos is amplified by a flustered Supervisor and the acute embarrassment of Dad's daughter, Karen, who is competing nearby. This scene perfectly captures the show's signature blend of observational comedy and relatable, yet extreme, family predicaments, offering a rich tapestry of human foibles.

    Character Analysis

    Dad is the central figure, initially defensive and incredulous, but quickly drawn into the escalating absurdity, attempting to maintain dignity while being provoked. Poll acts as his confrontational counterpart, relentless in his accusations and determined to prove his point, embodying misguided public outrage. The Supervisor is an Authority Figure, desperately trying to maintain order and professionalism in a rapidly spiraling situation. Karen, with limited lines, provides crucial Comic Relief and represents the mortified child caught in her parent's public spectacle, adding an important layer of emotional consequence to the scene.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    "The Swimming Pool Confrontation" is an excellent audition choice because it showcases an actor's ability to navigate rapidly shifting emotional states and handle fast-paced, overlapping dialogue. The scene demands strong comedic timing, the capacity to embody both exasperation and absurdity, and the skill to create a believable, high-stakes environment quickly. Its group format allows for dynamic interaction, demonstrating an actor's responsiveness and ability to play off others, which is invaluable in ensemble work. Moreover, the scene offers clear character objectives and obstacles, providing a solid foundation for a compelling performance.

    Best Suited For

    This scene is particularly well-suited for actors in their 40s to 60s, especially those highlighting comedic chops and portraying relatable, yet flawed, parenting figures. It's ideal for casting types like the Everyman, Parent, or even a nuanced take on an Authority Figure or Comic Relief role. The British humor and satirical elements make it a strong choice for actors comfortable with that specific style. It works effectively for agent-showcases, self-tapes, or general practice, providing a robust platform to demonstrate versatility in a contemporary comedy setting.

    Performance Tips

    When performing this scene, lean into the absurd and confrontational tone without losing the underlying reality of Dad's embarrassment and frustration. Pay close attention to the overlapping dialogue, ensuring your lines land with impact while reacting genuinely to other characters' interruptions. For Dad, balance trying to be rational with succumbing to the urge to make outrageous statements. For Poll, commit to the unwavering conviction of his flawed logic. The Supervisor should convey a mounting sense of desperation. Remember that the public setting and Karen's presence amplify the stakes, so let that embarrassment and pressure fuel your character's choices.

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