DAD
Do you know what? I really resent the suggestion that I might be some kind of paedophile.
POLL
Well you could be a paedophile (etc)
SUPERVISOR
Gentlemen, perhaps we could move this discussion into my office (etc)
POLL
Listen, mate, to be a paedophile you don’t have to look like a paedophile.
DAD
I’ve been CRB checked, I’m –

