Outnumbered Monologues & Audition Scenes

Characters: Mum, Dad

A mother and father discuss their son Ben's pathological lying and the upcoming visit of a judgmental relative. They navigate the stresses of parenting with dry wit and mutual exhaustion.

Characters: Dad, Poll, Supervisor, Karen

A father gets into an increasingly absurd and public argument with another parent at a swimming gala after being baselessly accused of suspicious behavior. The situation escalates into a shouting match involving Jimmy Savile and social commentary, much to the embarrassment of his daughter who is watching from the pool.

Characters: Dad, Mum, Ben, Jake

A family gathers in the kitchen as Dad recounts the terror of giving Jake a driving lesson, while Ben expresses a sudden, manipulative interest in psychology. The scene highlights the chaotic domestic friction between parents and their teenage children over life skills and academic frustrations.

Characters: Mum, Dad

Pete attempts to downplay a formal complaint filed against him at work for making an insensitive joke to a student. His wife, Sue, becomes increasingly frustrated as she realizes he has been hiding multiple disciplinary incidents from her under the guise of not wanting to worry her.

Characters: Mum, Jake, Ben

A stressed mother attempts to organize her household while dealing with her teenage son's reluctance to start driving lessons and her younger son's eccentric philosophical theories. The situation boils over when she discovers the printer has malfunctioned and the paper supply has been depleted for a school project on knuckle-cracking.

Characters: Mum, Dad

A weary mother and father reflect on their parenting failures while getting ready for bed. They discuss their daughter's stubborn nature and debate whether they are truly 'bad' parents or just mediocre ones as they struggle with exhaustion.