MUM
Jake. You need to finish your homework. What racist complaint?
DAD
Well, it was that kid Kemal again.
MUM
That fat Turkish kid.
DAD
Yeh, he was stuffing his face, as per usual, during the lesson, munching this bag of crisps, so I said, y’know, purely frivolously, “You could do with Ramadan lasting all year round, couldn’t you Kemal.” That’s all it was…