MUM
He swore blind the quiche wasn’t him. It’s getting… even more out of control.
DAD
What does Doctor internet say?
MUM
Why do you immediately assume I’ve been on the… OK, OK, there’s this blog done by a mum in New Zealand with a kid like Ben and that’s, you know, a little bit reassuring…
DAD
Because…?
MUM
Well I suppose… because her kid’s slightly worse.