MUM
…Alright, let’s call it a draw, shall we?
DAD
…Hm?
MUM
The ‘I’m more tired than you’ competition.
MUM
… Do you think Jake’s right?… About us losing the plot as parents?
DAD
He’s hit that self-righteous phase. At his age I was absolutely convinced that my parents were totally wrong about everything… … mind you, they were really.

