CELESTE
Thank you. Thanks a lot, girls, that was so...wow. There are no words. Well, this is gonna sound bad but I actually forgot that I was speaking tonight.
CELESTE
I don’t know where to start. Um...how do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her?
from Celeste and Jesse Forever
Written by Rashida Jones, Will McCormack
During a wedding toast for her best friend, Celeste awkwardly navigates her bitterness before impulsively announcing her own impending divorce.
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CELESTE
Thank you. Thanks a lot, girls, that was so...wow. There are no words. Well, this is gonna sound bad but I actually forgot that I was speaking tonight.
CELESTE
I don’t know where to start. Um...how do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her?
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