TOM
So then she got mad because I called her two days later and she said I should’ve texted the next morning.
VALERIE
Mmmhm.
TOM
But I couldn’t text because I had bad service and like, what the fuck, right? I mean, is there some rule that says you have to text the day after?
VALERIE
Some women think it’s polite.
TOM
Polite?! We did anal in a bar…

