O’DONOGHUE
I’d rather buttfuck cancer than make these changes.
CARBUNKLE
Your words don’t scare me Mr. O’Donoghue. I’m a woman of God.
O’DONOGHUE
I’ve heard God’s love is blind. Now I know why.

A cynical writer verbally spars with a network censor, using a provocative religious allegory to challenge her authority and moral superiority.
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O’DONOGHUE
I’d rather buttfuck cancer than make these changes.
CARBUNKLE
Your words don’t scare me Mr. O’Donoghue. I’m a woman of God.
O’DONOGHUE
I’ve heard God’s love is blind. Now I know why.
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