A frustrated, introspective, humorous Bernard's monologue from "Feiffer’s People" by Jules Feiffer. Genre: comedy.
My trouble is, I’m named Bernard. Who made up my name? Did I make it my name? I don’t feel like a Bernard. I had hostile parents, and they named me Bernard. Is that my fault? OK, Bernard is fine for other people, but all my life, when I was out on the street and people called me Bernard, I thought t
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