Carson Angry! Carson Very Very Angry!
from Slam Dunk
Carson launches into a scathing critique of the movie 'The Secret Agent,' detailing its numerous screenwriting flaws, from a lack of clear plot to nonsensical character developments and random, unexplained events. He uses the film as an example of bad screenwriting and offers advice on how to avoid similar mistakes.
CARSON
I’m tempted to spend the next 1500 words unloading on the atrocity of a movie that was The Secret Agent. Let me explain why. People were trying to tell me this movie was good. People were hyping this movie up. But all I needed to do was see the poster, see 10 seconds of the trailer, and I was
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Director's Notes
Slam Dunk monologue for comedic actor. Carson's sarcastic rant dissects a terrible movie, perfect for auditions seeking angry, funny characters. Find your next great comedic role!
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